If You’re Wondering

I’m an English Geek, and because of that, the possibilities in this Weezer Song appeal to me.

Basically, I hear something different every time.  I assume some of you will also be amused by this:

• If you’re wondering if I want you to, I want you to.
• If you’re wondering if I want you to, I want you too.
• If you’re wondering if I want you to, I want you two.
• If you’re wondering if I want you too, I want you to.
• If you’re wondering if I want you too, I want you too
• If you’re wondering if I want you too, I want you two.
• If you’re wondering if I want you two, I want you to.
• If you’re wondering if I want you two, I want you too.
• If you’re wondering if I want you two, I want you two.

 

While I assume only other English Geeks, like Lina, will be amused by the above, let me simplify it for you:

• If you’re wondering if I want you to do that, I want you to do that.  So go ahead and do that.
• If you’re wondering if I want you to do that, I want you as well. Some make less sense than others.
• If you’re wondering if I want you to do that, I want you both.  Some are about threesomes.
• If you’re wondering if I want you as well, I want you to do that.  I’m enigmatic and seductive.
• If you’re wondering if I want you as well, I want you as well.  So we’re gonna get it on.
• If you’re wondering if I want you as well, I want you both.  So we’re gonna get it on with your hot roommate.
• If you’re wondering if I want you both, I want you to do that.  Because there’s a chance I’m not into the threesome…or so I’d have you believe.
• If you’re wondering if I want you both, I want you as well.  Because I assume you both want me.
• If you’re wondering if I want you both, I want you both.  Threesomes are cool.